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Sunnyville Residential Home, the final resting place of Sunnyville's geriatric population. Where mint bonbons and Fixodent abound, and where Maisie Bruce's semi-antique grandmother yearns for more visitors - just one would be nice.

Then, when life couldn't possibly become any more tedious, they wheel him in. A strange and crinkly old man named Drake, a man professing to be a famous count from Transylvania. But vampires aren't real, are they? And if they are, why is this one setting up home alongside Sunnyville's elderly residents? Who is the mysterious stranger known as Vannel Singh and why would he want to kill a seemingly harmless old man?

Everyone's favourite teenage zombie returns in this action-packed and downright silly sequel to Peter Crombie, Teenage Zombie. Can Peter, Maisie, and Maximus put an end to Dracula once and for all? Before he turns everyone over 60 into bloodthirsty curmudgeons?
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Amsterdam: the sex and drugs capital of the world, where weed is legal and smoked alongside coffee in one of the city's many koffiehuises. It's Mike's stag-do - one final weekend of debauchery before marrying - and along with four of his friends, he intends to paint the town red. Unfortunately, they're not the only ones eager to paint the town red; six evil hamsters escape the delivery-truck and stumble upon a contaminated batch of space-cake. With the euphoria they experience comes a side-effect none of them could have anticipated: The hamsters start to grow.
Hamsterdamned! is the action-packed and comical tale of gigantic rodents and sex-midgets, of one-legged prostitutes and inept Dutch policemen, of camaraderie and one man's fight to stay alive so he can marry the woman of his dreams.

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  • Written by: Adam Millard
  • Narrated by Luke Smith
  • Length: 5 hrs and 52 mins
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release Date: 03-13-15

As a prisoner in one of the most brutal facilities imaginable, Shane Bridge thought that he'd seen it all. Surrounded by murderers, rapists, gangsters, and pedophiles, Shane had managed to survive his three years in one piece. With parole just around the corner, and his wife and daughter at home awaiting his return, Shane has high hopes for the future. When a new inmate is brought in, carrying with him a deadly virus, Shane soon realizes that his plans, his release, and his very survival are in jeopardy. With the virus spreading, turning guards and inmates into flesh-eating zombies, it's up to a few survivors to figure out how to escape the facility, how to get along - and how to stay alive

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  • Written by: Adam Millard
  • Narrated by: Mark Blowers
  • Length: 4 hrs and 2 mins 
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release Date:10-24-14

Life didn't start to get complicated for Peter Crombie until he died. After a freak accident involving a golf-ball and Peter's face, it should have all been over, but Death hadn't counted on Peter's father being a Mad-Professor. Now there's a bloodthirsty Countess on the loose, and Peter's only help is a vampire-ghost and a capuchin monkey. If only Peter could stop going 'Oooaaarrgghhh!' long enough to save the day. Being dead is less boring than expected.

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Warning: This audiobook contains a sadistic mortician, demonic teddies, murderous sparrows, sentient robots, scenes of the apocalypse, feeders, lycanthropes, serial-killers, war, jealous housewives, cannibalism, creepy-ass neighbours, suicide, flesh-eating parasites, zombies, cowboys, mothmen, Nyogtha, Appalachian folklore, cancer, asteroids, invisible crocodiles, and voodoo.
A collection of previously published and brand new macabre and weird tales from best-selling British author, Adam Millard.

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  • Written by: Adam Millard
  • Narrated by: Gene Blake
  • Length: 2 hrs and 36 mins 
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release Date:09-08-14

Los Angeles, the City of Angels. At least, that's what the brochure says. What it fails to mention is the earthquakes. Oh, and the flesh-eating creatures that are lying dormant beneath the concrete, waiting for the chance to surface once again. Their wait is over... A quake tears the city apart, but that's the least of the Angelenos' worries. They're about to experience hell on earth. Fossor Scarabaeus - clown-beetles - are emerging from the cracks, and they're not in LA for the sights. An arrogant actor, an action movie director, a B-movie starlet, the owner of a bar and the Platoon of LAFD must work together to survive the creatures. Or risk becoming dinners for the Skinners...
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  • Written by: Adam Millard
  • Narrated by: Dennis Serra
  • Length: 5 hrs and 2 mins 
  • Unabridged Audiobook
  • Release Date:10-15-14

A packed theater, a rock concert, a surgery room, half a city suddenly fall unconscious with no explanation. When the afflicted regain consciousness, they are suddenly aware of things that had always been hidden, visions that most of them would rather not see. A ballerina is confronted by the ghost of her father.... A rock-guitarist starts to realize that his son's nursery is not the haven it once was.... An alcoholic surgeon's nightmares finally come true.... Pray to God that you're not one of the unfortunates. One of The Susceptibles.
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